please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
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stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
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I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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