Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
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Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
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I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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