none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
You're a waste of cheezeits
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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