He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
pray to the hookup gods
It all started with a game of naked twister.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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