im drinking this country out of the recession.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
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I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
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She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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