even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
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Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
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Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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