Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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