google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
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I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
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did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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