i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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