bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
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At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
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People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I'm sobbing to NWA
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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