I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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