are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
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