Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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