Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
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Naked Twister starts at high noon
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
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You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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