I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
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And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
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She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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