Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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