No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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