let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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