weddingsv make me drug and hornr
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
Randomize
