I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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