If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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