You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Oh god it's open bar.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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