we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
21 Ladies Reveal The Sexiest Thing A Man Can Do In A Public Setting
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
These 19 Underage Drinkers Epicly Got By With A Horrible Fake ID
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP