do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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