my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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