Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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