Moan for me like Helen Keller
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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