we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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