and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
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I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
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I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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