she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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