They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
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If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
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This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
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