i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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