what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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