I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
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I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
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I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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