just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
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as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
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There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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