YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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