they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
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You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
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Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
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All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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