You surviving the open bar?
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this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I have fence marks all over my body
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