She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
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Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
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Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.