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(402): View more from Nebraska

lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce

(1-402): View more from Nebraska

IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.

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(770): View more from Georgia

I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today

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(704): View more from North Carolina

the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem

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(614): View more from Ohio

just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.

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(+33): View more from France

Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee

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(801): View more from Utah

He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.

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(909): View more from California

I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.

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(760): View more from California

We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.

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