god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
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yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
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Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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