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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
17 of the Dumbest Defenses Heard in Court
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
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I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.