Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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