Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(541): View more from Oregon

There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?

(253): View more from Washington

Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(541): There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them? (253): Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either. http://tfl.nu/fhrp

Replies (21) Good night (1256) Bad night (687)
Favorite
(203): View more from Connecticut

She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(203): She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock. http://tfl.nu/zr1r

Replies (15) Good night (3637) Bad night (967)
Favorite
(508): View more from Massachusetts

There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(508): There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g http://tfl.nu/5ffp

Replies (77) Good night (3465) Bad night (798)
Favorite
(716): View more from New York

An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(716): An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready http://tfl.nu/od5a

Replies (21) Good night (4510) Bad night (1349)
Favorite
(281): View more from Texas

It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(281): It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms. http://tfl.nu/ibyd

Replies (13) Good night (5365) Bad night (979)
Favorite
(714): View more from California

I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(714): I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's. http://tfl.nu/jhuh

Replies (7) Good night (5372) Bad night (1155)
Favorite
(901): View more from Tennessee

Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(901): Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train! http://tfl.nu/ural

Replies (6) Good night (2085) Bad night (807)
Favorite
(952): View more from Minnesota

Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(952): Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home. http://tfl.nu/0k8h

Replies (27) Good night (1623) Bad night (4121)
Favorite
(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(412): I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight http://tfl.nu/88wf

Replies (8) Good night (3723) Bad night (1028)
Favorite
(513): View more from Ohio

You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(513): You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute. http://tfl.nu/xfpy

Replies (6) Good night (3277) Bad night (1519)
Favorite
(909): View more from California

The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(909): The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you. http://tfl.nu/bupp

Replies (12) Good night (2253) Bad night (1071)
Favorite
(701): View more from North Dakota

Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(701): Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic http://tfl.nu/rfl3

Replies (5) Good night (2696) Bad night (620)
Favorite
(352): View more from Florida

I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(352): I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father. http://tfl.nu/ymcy

Replies (2) Good night (729) Bad night (1005)
Favorite
(858): View more from California

At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(858): At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death... http://tfl.nu/rvkt

Replies (2) Good night (385) Bad night (602)
Favorite
(770): View more from Georgia

You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(770): You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor http://tfl.nu/4sys

Replies (1) Good night (238) Bad night (382)

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard