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(360): View more from Washington

She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.

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(727): View more from Florida

I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.

(603): View more from New Hampshire

im here for your entertainment

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(812): View more from Indiana

Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.

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(585): View more from New York

Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.

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