): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
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U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
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New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
After tacos, we're chasing women.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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