i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
