so that wasnt chicken after all
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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