Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
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Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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