lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
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dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
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No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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