But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
bring money and cleavage
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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