i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
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We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
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Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
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