On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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