I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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