i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Did you just see the Batmobile???
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
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Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
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This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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