This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I want to be your penis for a week.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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