I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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