I think im going to throw up on grandma
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
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she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
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All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories