Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.