She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
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