if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
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Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
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I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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